Why couldn't they've had stuff like this when I was a kid?
"Hose Nose" is a new offering from San Diego, CA-based Kandy Kastle. The nose is filled with "Candy Slime". It appears to have elastic straps on the back, as if you're supposed to wear it over your real nose.
The package is marked, "Catch It On Your Tongue", presumbly allowing you to wear a novelty nose that leaks sugary mucus on your mouth. A different kind of nose candy!
Now and then I see a two-year old kid with real mucus running out of their nose and over their lips. Kandy Kastle would like us to never grow up.