Boy Girl Beef Sticks | Junk Food Blog

22 July, 2006

Boy Girl Beef Sticks

Boy Girl Beef SticksGone are the days when fathers handed out cigars in celebration of their new born baby. These days, they hand out sticks of mechanically separated beef.

Actually, I don't really know if these Boy Girl Beef Sticks are from "mechanically separated beef", but considering they're labeled as "beef sticks", I'm guessing they are. Besides, I wouldn't have it any other way!

But since it's no longer politically correct to hand out cancer sticks, handing out sticks of rendered left-overs is perhaps the next best thing to celebrating the miracle of life in a manly way.

You can order a 24-count jar for just $19.95.

Thanks CandyAddict.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's the point of having girl ones and boy ones? Shouldn't they be different? Why not spicy ones for boys and honey ones for girls?

Anonymous said...

To Anon: It's to hand out after your Wife/girlfriend gives birth. Like Cigars?

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