Austin Spice Co., known for such funny products like "Kerry's Flip-Flop Sauce", and "Bush's Where's the WMD Sauce", is now offering a hot sauce called "Cheney's Pepper Shot", after the Vice Prez himself peppered his attorney with gun shot.
The hot sauce comes in regular edition, and a limited edition. The limited edition is limited to 75 bottles with labels printed on gold foil. They're hand signed and numbered with a price of $49.50 each.
Bottle number one in the limited edition is being set aside for a special price of $125,000, which includes the "Hunting Camp Excursion". Basically they'll set up a barbecue for you and 125 of your friends anywhere in the USA. They'll hand out orange-colored hunting vests for everyone, and serve up some really good grub.