
by Steve
12/09/2005 09:36:00 PM
Mad Dog 357 Extreme Wing Sauce is new from Ashley Food Co. Billed as the "world's hottest wing sauce", it comes straight from the bowels of Hell, hot enough to kill chickens on contact.
Chickens are as all birds not sensitive at all to Capsaicin, the chemical that makes chilis hot. That's the whole purpose of the chemical - it protects the seeds of the chili plants from mammals, while the seeds can be eaten and distributed by birds.
Birds will in turn not digest the seeds (where the capsaicin concentration is highest), but excrete them unharmed and able to grow. So the sauce will most likely not kill a chicken on contact. It will most likely also not kill you, but you might wish you were dead...
By Isotopp, at 12/10/2005 01:54:00 AM
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