Junk Food Blog: New Root Beer Energy Drink

New Root Beer Energy Drink

by Steve
11/01/2005 12:56:00 AM

Lazy root beer drinkers are reveling in their new found energy now that Quixtar, Inc. launched the root beer version of their XS Energy Drink line.

The new productivity-boosting elixir is said to contain no sugar, no carbohydrates, no fats, and contains only eight measly little calories. So how are root beer lovers supposed to get their lazy butts off the couch? Well, it contains 100% of the recommended daily allowance of four energy packed B vitamins, B6, B12, B3 and B5.

The company presents the new flavor in a limited-edition "Krakoosh can" featuring the artwork of Steven Chew and is said to embody the spirit of the West, cowboys, snowboarding and back country assaults.

6 Comments:

actually the energy drink has 4900% B12 and more than 100% of the other B vitimins.

By Anonymous, at 11/08/2005 01:23:00 AM
This energy drink is not intended for lazy people! Krakoosh is the sound of freedom and if you havent heard that sound it's ok.

By Kevin Kofod, at 11/15/2005 08:10:00 PM
Krakoosh.... hmmmmm.... I am drinking one now!

Freedom Baby...

0 Carbs, 0 Sugar and 0 Red Bulls

By Anonymous, at 12/08/2005 02:32:00 PM
This Energy Drink is intended for those who are sick and tired of being sick and tired. Don't Be Afraid Of FREEDOM!!! "Krakoosh".
20 + + 17...At The Top!!!

By Stormrider_NY, at 1/20/2006 01:44:00 PM
This stuff is awesome! I think of it as jet fuel with a classic root beer flavor.

By Anonymous, at 2/15/2006 06:00:00 PM
Xs energizes your life! Freedom Baby!!! NO calories No sugar NO BULL XS rocks!

By Jose, at 6/28/2006 08:47:00 PM

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