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Jennie-O Turkey Store Oven Ready Turkey
by Steve
11/23/2005 10:59:00 AM
Thanksgiving is tomorrow, and you still haven't bought a turkey?Get yourself to the grocery store and pick up the Jennie-O Turkey Store Oven Ready turkey. You don't need to defrost it, you don't need to clean it, you don't need to remove the gizzards, and good God you don't need to even touch the damn thing!
The bird is packaged inside of a "fool proof" cooking bag. You just throw it into the oven at 350°, and cook it for 15 minutes per pound. To help you out, it comes with a built-in timer so you know it's done.
Turkey day is tomorrow people! Get 'er done.
1 Comments:
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Can't agree more! We used the Jennie-O Turkey Store Oven Ready whole turkey for Easter, and it was a smash hit! No thawing, no messy cleaning, and the Oven Ready turkey turned out perfect. For this years perfect Thanksgiving we'll be using Jennie-O Turkey Stores Oven Ready whole Turkey.
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, at 4/24/2006 01:57:00 PM
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