
by Steve
10/18/2005 11:29:00 AM
JUNK is the name of a novel by Christopher Largen, a saga on the War on Junk Food. The novel is available as an online download. Before he could catch himself, Moe rose, shouting, "I've had itWhen writing JUNK, Largen found inspiration using materials from our current war on drugs, including court records, news articles, and letters from prison.
up to here with this blasphemy, you've gone too far! Were you high on sugar when you cooked up this rubbish? You're giving me one serious case of indigestion!"
Now Pastor Smith stood, yelling, "God's forgiving nature is manifested and revealed through the character of Wonka! Don't you see? Every kid who abuses food gets destroyed, a natural consequence of sin. But Charlie inherits Wonka's kingdom precisely because he can resist the urge to eat the gobstopper. The film is anti-junk! It would be tragic and senseless to keep children from getting the Christian message of this sanctified tale."
Moe pointed his finger at Pastor Smith. "That's manipulative,
and you know it! Sure, Charlie returns the gobstopper, but he winds up with the factory itself! This young boy goes from experimental use to full-scale production and distribution in the bat of an eye!"

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